Hello and welcome to my little garden of Eden!
May I introduce myself, my name is William Willowbough, and I am a well-respected and experienced garden gnome. You might say I have been born with a green thumb. But even as a garden gnome you have to roll with the times, which is why I have only recently got myself a brand-new PC.
While browsing through the internet, I just happened to stumble upon this amazing economy-simulation called Kapi Regnum.
Well, ever since then I've hardly had time to grow vegetables or visit the market. Besides, there's this wonderful female gnome that I met at a user meeting and well - obviously I have to spend some time with her as well. So you see, if I don't find some help pretty soon, my beautiful garden will surely be completely infested by moles - not to forget all those ghastly weeds and tree stumps! When I saw you pass by my garden-door just now, I immediately thought: Now there's a person I can entrust my little oasis to. What are you saying, you have never tended a garden before? Well, that's no problem at all. Take this shovel and the watering can and just come on along, I'll show you everything you need to know to create you very own garden empire!