Jack is a gamer. He knows red barrels explode when shot, that painted-on doors don’t open and that zero punctuation isn’t just criticism from his fifth form English teacher. He also knew the next best thing to playing a zombie apocalypse arcade RPG would be to actually find yourself in one. Right?
Rachel just doesn’t want to hear it. She’s not an excuse magnet. She’s a game widow looking for some quality-time. Well, she was until Jack forgot her birthday for the second year in row. She used to say; when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping, but now there seems to be a whole load of zombies in the mall…
In theory, Brian would like to have a girlfriend. In practise, pushing and prodding at the limits of science is a fairly time consuming business. Actually Brian has pushed and prodded so much he might have left a few ugly marks here and there. Well, more there than here, but look at these shiny new automated containment units he’s invented – just the ticket if you’re having a zombie apocalypse!
Luxo; a Rastafarian Alien or a foul-mouthed child in a weird Halloween costume? If Luxo wasn’t so cool we’d tell you he was cool. Who knows how long he’s been stranded on this greasy blue ball, but it’s not long enough to have learnt English, so we’re not going to be finding out anytime soon.
Rachel just doesn’t want to hear it. She’s not an excuse magnet. She’s a game widow looking for some quality-time. Well, she was until Jack forgot her birthday for the second year in row. She used to say; when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping, but now there seems to be a whole load of zombies in the mall…
In theory, Brian would like to have a girlfriend. In practise, pushing and prodding at the limits of science is a fairly time consuming business. Actually Brian has pushed and prodded so much he might have left a few ugly marks here and there. Well, more there than here, but look at these shiny new automated containment units he’s invented – just the ticket if you’re having a zombie apocalypse!
Luxo; a Rastafarian Alien or a foul-mouthed child in a weird Halloween costume? If Luxo wasn’t so cool we’d tell you he was cool. Who knows how long he’s been stranded on this greasy blue ball, but it’s not long enough to have learnt English, so we’re not going to be finding out anytime soon.