Trees Hate You
the rage game about battling through a forest of trees actively trying to kill you, branches onto PC via Steam on Monday, Nov. 16, 2026.
Malevolent maples and pernicious pines will stop at nothing - and we mean nothing - to prevent you from returning home safely. Navigate through an unassuming forest with 14 levels, and above all, do not let the trees murder you. Adapt to their tricks, dodge traps, and reach the finish line. Stay alive by maneuvering away from trees with guns, explosive shrubbery, or projectile coconuts from palm trees
Malevolent maples and pernicious pines will stop at nothing - and we mean nothing - to prevent you from returning home safely. Navigate through an unassuming forest with 14 levels, and above all, do not let the trees murder you. Adapt to their tricks, dodge traps, and reach the finish line. Stay alive by maneuvering away from trees with guns, explosive shrubbery, or projectile coconuts from palm trees
Hike through the worst forest full of the most horrible trees.
Do not trust them. The trees will trick you. They will bully you. They will hurt you. If only you could find an axe...
After a picnic in the woods, it's time to go home. But the nearby flora is determined to take you off course and make your life miserable.
This is a rage game focused on traps and gags. There's a surprise around every corner to keep your hike infuriating. Try to avoid the traps, inevitably die from them, and try again. These trees are unfair, mean, and merciless. They will use your expectations against you to humiliate you.
Independent video game channel over 20 years on YouTube (since 2006).
After a picnic in the woods, it's time to go home. But the nearby flora is determined to take you off course and make your life miserable.
This is a rage game focused on traps and gags. There's a surprise around every corner to keep your hike infuriating. Try to avoid the traps, inevitably die from them, and try again. These trees are unfair, mean, and merciless. They will use your expectations against you to humiliate you.
In this game, you can:
- Be the victim of a variety of bullying methods
- Get lost in several biomes as your journey goes terribly off course
- Collect cool hats (or ugly hats, depending on your fashion sense)
- Find an axe?
Independent video game channel over 20 years on YouTube (since 2006).